213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

Another Burn Ward

I broke my first board in martial arts today. It was really easy. Anybody who reads this could do it too. Now I want to break more, many more.

You Wouldn't Reconize Real Beauty If It Was Outside In The Parking Lot Waiting To Give You Hepititus. Which It Will Be.

Well peoples of acquaintance that may be included with mine, how you all be doing?

Anyway I'm now in my place, alone, somewhat bored and drinking heavily. I just finished off a bottle of rum and am now working on what I would guess is about a half pint of voldka and a half pint of Mountain Burst, the rich man's Mountain Dew. Also I'm listening to Bonnie Tyler's "I Need a Hero" which is a surprisingly enjoyable song.

Voldka does not mix well with Mountain Burst. Seriously this is pretty much as bad as drinking some Andrew mixed. Well not quite, nothing is that bad except maybe pure toxic waste.

So I've been drinking since about 3:00 PM where I started to play a board game with my family, which I destroyed all opposition and drank people under the table in one fell swoop. That's why I'm awesome!

I love the holidays, I never get why people don't. I'm not even religious and I love them. I hate working on holidays because people are lazy jerks but any other times I love. I love buying awesome things for people, and believe me when I buy things for people they're usually awesome. I love going home, seeing the family, seeing my friends that I haven't seen. All that shit. People who don't at least like something about them confuse and infuriate me!

Plus getting a few gifts never hurts either, especially Lego!

Man, I keep adding Mountain Burst and it keeps not getting better.

I've been in a good mood lately. Probably doesn't make for entertaining reading for anybody else. So I am sorry for that. I'll try and have some bad days and at least be able to entertain people while their stuck in the snow. Because most people, unlike me, feel stuck in snow. Personally I feel stuck by nothing. It's really a matter of how much value you place on your life really. Personally I place very little meaning I'm free to do whatever I really want without fear. Sure I don't want to die, but I'm not avoiding it either. Plus I'm pretty sure I'm protected by some sort of force as I have yet to sustain anything worse then a boo boo. This is of course despite all the things I've done with my time, such as soccer, hockey, wrestling, martial arts, rugby, track and field, snow boarding, wreckless driving at speeds above 180, ect ect. No broken bones, few sprains, no accidents, no concussions. I'm pretty much indestructable, and legendary super ninja if you will, whom none can fell. I've even thrown up in bed, without people around to help me, and been fine, a few times. I'm not a big believer in fate or anything, in fact I hate the idea. But man, I seem to be pretty much predestined to avoid any real physical problems.

Anyway, that was long and boring. Curtis you moron! You need to punch yourself!

"Arg, my groin!"

That's better.

Nunchuku in the groin suck.

Fucking Christ, this Mountain Burst is just not cutting it. This drink is not meant to be, nor is it meant to be drank or recorded. Though it might have something to do with the large amount of Voldka in it, as opposed to the drink itself.

I am in such a great mood. So should anybody read this this night and want to hear something from me I would recommend asking. Even though I work tomorrow at 7. I'm still feeling awesome!

Okay, I'll shut up now. I commend any of you diligent people who read my rambling that probably wasn't all that entertaining. As soon as life starts to shovel crap my way I assure you it will pick up. With vengence....

Until then, I love you all, hope you're all happy and if you're not, tell me, I'll kill the people making you unhappy. With a vengence....

Curtis

Here's a potencially interesting fact. I hate starting conversations over ICQ, MSN ect, or writing comments in blogs. I ofte have long messages written only to delete them assuming people don't really want to hear what I have to say. I hate to bother people. Don't know why I thought of that.

Ignore These Four Words

Work is the epitome of all evil and the customers there make me vomit with the rage of a thousand dying stars.

My Christmas shopping is done finally. Kathryn would approve of one of my gift choices whole heartedly.

For anybody who cares, you can now refer to me not just as "Curtis, my friend who takes martial arts" but "Curtis, my friend who instructs martial arts".

Aside from that, it's not Christmas eve and I work in less then 7 hours. Goodnight and may all your Christmas' be filled with joy.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About A Person, Go Ahead

I saw in the newspaper today that Bush had been elected "Man Of The Year" by Time magizine. This vaguely bothered me at first, until I remembered this was the same magazine that proclaimed Hitler "Man of the Year" back in 1938, and then Stalin TWICE in four years Then it all made sense.

Next Thing You Know Those Uppity Woman Folk Will Be Wanting The Vote

Yesterday I was out Christmas shopping, and I bought something that would be the perfect place to hold a gun. So now I need to go out and buy a gun.

Once apon a time, there was an attempt to drink 168 beer. And so that hath passed, and all is done for the rest of time.


We did it, fuck all who oppose us.

You Know What You Never See? A Really Good Looking Homeless Couple.

"Well I could give you Tiffany's MSN contact, wouldn't you like to talk to her?"

"I'd rather punch myself in the groin...with a hammer...a sledge hammer."

Well hope everybody had a good time at the party. Personally I had the bestest time ever walking home and then doing nothing. Though I haven't really felt like partying lately, or drinking. Crazy I know but I'm sure I'll snap out of it soon enough.

Work was not as bad as it could have been. Actually in general it's been better then usual lately, maybe it's all the paint I've been sniffing.

I need to shop. Desperatly. I have yet to buy anything for anybody, and it's really not too far away. Though maybe this year I'll just find out all the enemies of the people I'm buying for and make them meet with a holiday "accident". Statistically speaking, Christmas is the most likely time of the year to have one.

Or more likely, I'll bite the bullet and buy some things. Probably good things, I'm actually a reasonably good gift giver for somebody who doesn't spend any time in stores without weapons or video games. Though, it would still be nice to work my unstoppable killing powers into the yule tide season.

Next week, after my last exam I get to go to a work Christmas party, I really hope all my coworkers are drunk. Though last time there was an offical work related drinking thing Colin and Jon wound up in the drunk tank. This time, there's rumors of a open bar. So if we can't top that one it'll be gayly retardaqueer.

When You Reached The Funeral Home, You Went Too Far

There's a whole lot of drunk in this house tonight. I think I might lose two roomates, good thing I want them dead anyway.

I think the entire CS help team is trying to drink themselves dead. You might want to start your mourning now.

And I'm completely sober. Scary huh

They Say That Rather Then Cursing The Darkness, One Should Light A Candle. The Don't Mention Anything About Cursing A Lack Of Candles

Man, driving to Montreal and back takes a while.

But still, it certainly was a worthwhile, if not for the actual reasons for going.