213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

Yar, it's driving me nuts.

So here I am at work and I use the word work extremely loosely as my night has consisted of mainly solitaire and internet usage. There is nothing for one person to do, and there are two of us on meaning that somehow I am managing to do a fraction of zero work. Somehow I always seem to find jobs that are like this, though on the plus side this one actually seems like it might provide those things that were always out of reach. Like a livable wage, benefits, and other glorious things that I always thought were the fevered dreams of madmen.

Working backshifts is a little surreal. I am often confused about what day it actually is as my shifts always go through two different days. So though I work on Monday, I also work on Tuesday and then work again on Tuesday, it's an odd feeling. And I sleep when others are working, work when others are sleeping and spend my free time doing almost nothing else. It's a good thing I don't have a life to live or friends to hang out with or else this might put a serious dent in my social life.

And also nice is that I could probably spend the entire night completely alone if I really wanted to and when you have a steadily increasing hatred for people then this is an important job perk. I've been told that it will come into a busy season and these things may not be the case soon but for now I'll try to enjoy it.

And busy season means weddings, and weddings means drunken emotional girls. It's almost like wedding crashers really, though I don't have to crash anything because it's my job to be there. And something else that could help is that I'm the guy with the keys to everything and intricate knowledge of the security camera system. I'm not even joking here; the other security guard alluded to those things being important. And though I'm surely going to screw up any opportunity presented to me, at least there will be some hope.

This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

So I have a problem

Well it's not exactly a problem but every silver lining does have a cloud so it makes more sense that I would see it as a problem.

Having just entered into employment with the Prince George hotel I am required to spend a night there so I can see what the place is all about. This includes the a night in the room, possibly one of the nicer suites if they're available. A dinner in the restaurant, Gio's, which was recently rated one of the top ten in Canada by some source that was hopefully not the Prince George monthly. Also it includes anything else and I mean ANYTHING as I asked specifically if I could order room service 50 times and the answer I got was as long as I could eat 50 meals.

I can bring a guest so naturally this screams perfect opportunity for a date but me being who I am I'd probably have to pay a woman to accompany me. I don't really even know any single girls who I could ask even if it weren't to be a real date. Mainly I just don't want to eat in a nice place all by my lonesome and want a partner in crime to abuse room service and raid the mini bar, all free of charge. So if anybody happens to know any young attractive women who'd be interested or happens to be one them self I am all ears.

But man this job is going to fuck up my sleeping schedule. It's back shift but when they train me on extra stuff it's during the day, so I've had to change my sleeping pattern several times in the last week. Hopefully this will end soon enough but until then I'm not even going to know what day it is. Seriously, I keep messing up what day it is.

I keep an extremely clean penis

I bought a book today.

Well actually I bought 3 which was nice considering it's been a while since I've been able to buy much of anything. Only one was for me however so for all intensive purposes it easier to say I bought a book.

The title: "The Simpson's and Philosophy: The D'oh of Homer"

It's a series of essays on everybody's favorite family and how the show can be related to the oh so employable field of philosophy. Should be interesting, the first chapter is about Homer and Aristotle.

Now in another note, last night I was in at Ben and Josh's and aside from failing to accomplish the one thing that I was going over to do, it was also notable in that I think I was briefly knocked out for the first time ever courtesy of a power slam from Tony. Not only that but I got the wind knocked out of me which came with the curious sensation of being unable to articulate anything other then a wheezy groan for about 30 seconds. Interesting experience.

Later in the night we watched POD, or Pick of Destiny for the less informed among you. Funny movie, not sure if I'd watch it like 8 times as Ben said he had but still very enjoyable. And man those guys can play.