213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

I Really Wish You Would Reconsider Harold Beatwife's Proposal.
He's Engaged to Martha Takeapunch


Though doing security is boring as sin, there are a few benefits. 1) I don't have to care about serving customers, if they annoy me I can basically ignore them. 2) I get to ask anybody for ID that I want to so any hot girl who comes in has to talk to me, and really that's how I determine who I'm IDing.

Is she hot?

Yes " Can I see your ID"

No (or Guy) " Fuck it and fuck you"

Good times. Though I still only get like 12 hours of work a week, and while that would be great if I got paid $50 000 an hour, at $8.50 I'm not liking the whole bank account balance thing.

I got rejected from another Japan thing. I think I'm learning a lesson here, if I care about something and try to succeed, I wil always fail. So trying is truely the first step towards failure. Here's to apathy, I guess.... aw fuck it.

And aside from that, the only thing is that I always seem to be pissed off at everything, but I'm actually channeling that angry energy into some productive, like jogging. I'm jogging now, so the more I jog, the more angry I'll be and the more energy I'll have and the more energy I have, the more I can jog. Finally a vicious cycle I can benefit from!

Inconceivable!

Well that was about as much fun as a kick in the dick.

And by that, I mean emptying a garbage can full of bags of dog shit into a garbage bag so they can actually be removed.

And by kick in the dick, I mean something that is readily identifiable to about half the population, though it may elude the others somewhat.


To be more specific, there was an empty garbage can outside our house that both our roomate and the girl next door were throwing plastic bags full of dog poo into, in order to hopefully avoid ever having to deal with them I guess. Now being the considerate people that they were, they also neglected to tie them up in any way. Now this might have been fine had we lived in say a desert, but this being a rainy place what remained was a veritable toxic sludge of malice and hate. I'm pretty sure that even people who's careers revolve around the removal of garbage aren't going to be happy with that bag. And if it happens to break open I think a level 5 detox team may be showing up in the neighborhood very soon.

It's always good to be reminded why I'm a cat person, they make fewer messes, and the messes are always smaller.

I'm prett sure jogging was invented by Hitler as another means of torturing the Jews. That vindictive bastard.

My Epitaph, Apparently

Curtis Liam Jennex

Age 105

Only the good
die young