213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

I just found out Ms. Roy is a student of my martial art at the other dojo. And I outrank her, by a lot. I can honestly say that was just about the last place I would have thought I'd see her.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Interesting thing happened tonight. While some fellow martial artists and I were waiting for a bus to come, a couple drunken idiots walked by and tried to start some shit with one of my friends after they noticed. So after informing us of this some of the bigger guys went walked over with him just to make sure nothing happened.

Oh and keep in mind there were 8 of us and 2 of them, and every last one of us was in martial arts.

After some idioic banter where he said he was Bruce Lee, a 4 time boxing champ and also going to pistol whip us he then threw a lighter at us. Some more idiotic talk before our bus came. I stayed outside to make sure he didn't try anything and as I turned to go on he sucker punched me in the neck with a very hard haymaker. He was also a reasonable sized guy.

And here's the part I think is the best

I don't go down, I don't even stumble. I move exactly one foot and I think that was taking a stance without even thinking about it. Nothing more happens, as the bus was there and I didn't want to miss it.

But the bottom line is that if you're going to take a shot at me then you'd better make it count because anything other then a knockout blow is just going to piss me off.

Oh and also that I'm an indestructable super ninja.