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I Filled That Kitty Cat So Full Of Lead We'll Have To Use Him For A Pencil Instead

So here's something that you don't usually want to hear from your doctor.

"Yeah I really don't know what that is, so I'd like to bring you in on a day when lots of doctors look at the unusual cases and five or so can have a look at you. And the students too."

Yeah.

Oh and just in case I die tragically in some sort of horrific fashion I want everybody to think of the most offensive possible jokes to use in conjunction with it. It's the only way I'll be properly remembered. Just throwing that out there.

I have exactly one paper left. That's good. However I really have no idea what to do with it, even after talking to the teacher specifically about it. That's bad. But somehow I'll pull something out and it will probably get some sort of passing grade and everything will be moderatly gray as usual.

Neat

Aces high bitch

Buy Me Another Beer, You're Still Ugly

As a rule, I hate writing essays. I hate gathering information about topics I don't care about, I hate developing a thesis, I hate and I absolutely hate footnotes. I mean I have a bibliography, isn't that enough? I'm not trying to take credit for somebody elses work if I already have it in writting I got my information from somebody else.

But that's not the point. Today I was writing an essay that was both easy and not terrible. It's how science relates to warfare in the 20th century. Now that seems pretty general, so I thought maybe I needed to narrow it down. But looking at another suggested topic, it specifically said that the topic was too general so narrow it down, which I take to mean that if they wanted mine more narrowed they'd have said it. So all I have to do is get 3500 words about how science relates to warfare in the century of the real possibility of complete anhilation of all life on the planet.

Even I can do that.

"I Would Certainly Read This Book If I Were Alive Today, Which For All Of You Geniuses Out There, I Am Not."
-Abraham Lincoln

You know what I hate? Well one of the things at least. When you see a book in the library and think "Oh, this would be perfect for my paper." Then you open it up and think "Oh, this is in German."

That Was So Bad I Think It Gave Me Cancer

You know what sucks? Having a dream about writing an essay and then waking up....and having to to write the essay.

But at least today I got to listen to Josh and Brad argue dunkenly over how many times they slapped each other tonight. Drunk people are funny, I don't know why they don't just make a Reality T.V show where everybody is drunk 24-7, it would be the funniest thing ever.

Odd sight. Seeing a small Chinese girl smoking a big cigar.