213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

And that is exactly why I don't get drunk downtown anymore boys and girls.

Why Aren't There Any Really Disturbing Pop Songs, Like "Tomorrow I'm Gonna Fuck Your Wife"?

My back hurts, moving things sucks. Where the hell is that small Chinese girl I ordered?

So I thought I was done school. It was a nice dream really. But today I get a phone call telling me that they lost one of my essays and they need another copy, something they probably should have told me a few weeks ago, just after I handed in the essay. Stupid Kings College, you'd think

So the other day during another crowning moment of how awesome I am I was on the receiving end of a gash and a bump on my forhead which happened during martial arts. That would have been fine had it been a bo, a knife, a fist, or anything along that lines. But what do you think it was actually.

If you say it was because Curtis turned around too quickly and ran into a large fan, you'd be correct.

I am just so good at not knowing what I'm doing.

Hmmm.

Can't help but wonder what the hell happened.

Pubbed

Going to Peel's pub tonight I believe. As Josh Brad and I all have reasons to celebrate. So anybody who reads this, yes all none of you, should go.

Free

There.

I'm done

It's over






I finally found out for certain that I don't need any summer courses, which means I'm finally done. No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks.

It was raining when I came out of the A&A, at first I didn't appreciate this but eventually I remembered the scene at the end of Shawshank where Tim Robbins is standing in the rain for the first time as a free man. Though I certainly wasn't the same kind of prisoner, school did imprision for almost 20 years of my life. I walked home happy after that.

So now I'm free to do what I want.

I really don't know what that is yet.

But maybe now I can finally figure it out.

I just dropped my Mom, Grandmother and two aunts at the airport. Their destination: The Dominican Republic, the kind of trip they've talked about for years now and none of us believed they'd ever actually do. I'm literally shocked, and now they get to hang out by the beach and be waited on hand and foot. And I get the car, everybody wins!

Josh Is An Asshole.

I'm done my last paper, finally done. Done done done. And when I say done I mean done. Who has two thumbs and is done? This guy. The was the last paper I'll hopefully have to write for a long time and now I'm done one course. And I owe it all to a man named Buddha. You're the man Buddha and could totally kick Jesus' ass.

And I got some money yesterday, so now I can afford to eat. It's been a good few days. Of course that means that work tonight will suck and my hair will catch on fire or something but that can't take away from the fact that I'm done my paper. Unless somehow my paper catches on fire and I lose the eletronic copy but if that happens I'm not going to worry about it. Because I will be killing myself at the earliest possible convenience.

Oh My God


No, actually I take that back. This proves there is no god, the universe is just an assortment of physical equations and life is just a meaningless series of chemical reactions without any sort of real purpose or grand design to them.

Or alternatly it just proves that these is a god and existence is just a toy for him to play with in order to gain some sort of cheap personal amusment out of.

Uhg, I think I need to take up coffee drinking, cigarettes and heroin.