213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

Stan : "Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why? Kenny's my friend. Why can't God take someone else's friend?"
Chef : "Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?"
Stan : "But then, why does God give us anything to start with?"
Chef : "Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power."
Stan : "I think I understand."

Through circumstances I'm at loss to explain, some of Josh's movies as well as my Playstation 2 were stolen from our house. We really have no idea how, or why they only took those things when there are numerous other things of value in the living room that would be worth taking. In fact the oddest thing is that whoever did it seemed to have specifically took certain movies. Of course, as I only bought the PS2 a month ago, I'm slightly irritated.

But at least there's something good, I finally have a roomate that I can tolerate. His names Reece and he's a 2 month old Chocolate Lab puppy. He's very cute aside from his irritating tendency to pee on the floor even when you've taken him outside and his desire to knaw off pretty much any piece of your body he can reach as well as anything else he can sink his tiny little teeth into.

Well My Plan Was To Grab The Little Girl And Use Her As A Human Shield But That's Much Better.

Man, Rowling left behind happy endings years ago and hasn't even glanced back since. I'm thinking the next book will be called "Harry Potter and The Agonizingly Painful Death" at this rate.

I'm All Wet And Sticky, Did I Miss Something Fun?

Well I may be very sore, very tired and have to get up tomorrow at about 5:50 AM but I still feel great. I passed two different martial arts tests so now I'm 2 belts away from black in one and halfway to black in the other. I also did the most rediculously terrible cartwheel in the history of mankind on one of the tests but I guess nothing can be perfect. In fact my instructor said that the way I botched my move is the absolute worst he's ever seen on a test in his 20 someodd years of teaching. Well at least I made history.

Well I am Bald And Important

Nothing like late nights with beer and a 6 AM wakeup time to make you know that you're a complete fucking idiot. Not that I really needed any more evidence but there it is.