213-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

My Homer Is Not A Communist. He May Be A Liar, A Pig, An Idiot, A Communist, But He Is Not A Porn Star.

Somebody called in a bomb threat to the Superstore that the NSLC I was working was connected to so I got out of work for 40 minutes while Police looked for a bomb that wasn't there. It reminded me of High School, lot of people standing in the parking lot close enough that if there was actually a bomb we'd all probably be shredded by glass and other debris. Good times.

But what kind of moron calls in a bomb threat to a Superstore? Aside from it being part of the new Sobey's marketing stratagy I can't think of any good reason I worked there for three years and if I never gave in to my urge to blow the place sky high then nobody else should be thinking about it either.

Jesus Doesn't Love You But He Thinks You have a Great Personality

I accidently bought the wrong kind of deoderent today, not that I usually care which kind I buy but this was the gel stuff, you know, the gooey kind. Who the hell thought that was a good idea? I put it on and it felt like I've been sweating heavily, not that it's doing something about the sweat. Plus now I smell like a cosmetics section which I think is now starting to give me a headache. Stupid inattentiveness.

What Firefly Character Are You?

Malcolm Reynolds
You're the captain, and there's no doubt you're in charge. You do your best to keep your crew together and your ship flying, sometimes it seems like no job is too big, too small, or too illegal. You care deeply for those around you, but you do you best to hide your feelings. Why do you want everyone to think you're such a mean old man?